Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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