and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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