My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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