I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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