I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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