I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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