that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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