did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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