these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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