he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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