I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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