She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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