this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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