It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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