I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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