so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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