There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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