so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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