i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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