I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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