But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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