you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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