imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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