And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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