That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
