matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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