Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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