Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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