Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Edward fifth and chaser hands
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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