how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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