"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
