I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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