I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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