we're blogging at a bar
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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