What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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