I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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