Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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