I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
