How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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