I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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