But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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