Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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