I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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