She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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