Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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