You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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