seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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