if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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