so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize
