found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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