It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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