People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
