is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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