You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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